Saturday, February 21, 2009


And the Chinoz Story goes ON  

 Boss: Where were you born?
Chinoz:  Zimbabwe ..
Boss: which part?
Chinoz: What 'which part'?  Whole body was born in Zimbabwe .


Chinoz and his friend were  fixing a bomb in a car.
Friend: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Chinoz: Dont worry, I have one more.

Chinoz: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I  forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Chinoz: Oh, what a  strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with  petrol.

Chinoz joined new job. 1st day he worked till late  evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what Chinoz did  till evening.
Chinoz: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I  made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Chinoz: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

At  the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my  hand, oh!
Chinoz: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He  has lost his head. Is he crying?

Chinoz: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a  good radio to you
Chinoz: Radio label shows Made in Japan but  radio says this is 'Radio Zimbabwe ! '

In an interview, 
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Chinoz:  Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Chinoz:  Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Chinoz: An old  king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to  it?
Chinoz: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child  .


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