And the Chinoz Story goes ON
Boss: Where were you born?
Chinoz: Zimbabwe ..
Boss: which part?
Chinoz: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Zimbabwe .
Chinoz and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car.
Friend: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Chinoz: Dont worry, I have one more.
Chinoz: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Chinoz: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Chinoz joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what Chinoz did till evening.
Chinoz: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Chinoz: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Chinoz: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Chinoz: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you
Chinoz: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'Radio Zimbabwe ! '
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Chinoz: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Chinoz: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Chinoz: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Chinoz: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child .
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